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High Tech Red Neck

Someone who calls hiz geneology software hiz "Lil Black Book".
bubba: d00d, yr family tree ain't got no branchez!
htrn: yeah, nothin ta break yr fall when i push ya out of it!
by daDebil January 16, 2004
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tech-noir

1 - Style of film based on old style Film Noir mixed with modern Sci-Fi

2 - Experimental Band based in the Nottingham/Derby Area
1 - "Bladerunner was shot in a Tech-Noir style

2 - "That new Richard Ashcroft song sounds a lot like thet Tech-Noir song doesn't it?"
by Rasputin_Lives June 23, 2007
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Tech A.D.D.

Variation of TADD - An acronym for Technology Attention Deficit Disorder — a condition caused by the excessive use of multiple technologies likely to make it difficult to focus, pay attention or understand anything difficult or challenging.
When Ruth flunked out of college in her freshman year, some of her friends blamed it on Tech A.D.D. - her total immersion in social networking and text-messaging that made it impossible for her to read her course work, pay attention in class or grasp the basics of the courses she was taking.
by Songpoet December 1, 2010
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Tech shame

v.
1. To suggest someones inferiority for not using or knowing about a piece of technology
2. A snobby put down of someones technical ability or knowledge

n.
1. shame directed towards technical knowledge or ability
'Jacob tech shamed Sunil again at lunch because he still hasn't downloaded Venmo.'
‘Jacob needs to check his tech privilege; his tech shaming is out of control.'
by theseaward August 24, 2016
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Techbro Transit

1. A flashy "high-speed" transportation project with very questionable feasibility. Often touted to defeat major urban societal problems with a free market approach; usually the schemy brainchild of a billionaire larping as the next Tony Stark.

2. A shady company's revolutionary "next step in transportation" that defeatist techbros, entrepreneurs, and/or verified checkmark accounts swear by, praising that it will inevitably "fix traffic". Often used to kill "woke" infrastructure projects (and pedestrians) that have objectively better transport costs per passenger ratios.

3. The mobility technology thought of as yet another grift that tries to reinvent the wheel with a dumb new technological gimmick, all while ignoring regulations like designing the one emergency stop button on a touchscreen (This will not work when demonstrated at an expo test site).

4. A gimmicky, expensive, and useless mode of transport that appears around your neighborhood and within a year is quietly dismantled due to impending lawsuits and bankruptcy. It's like the status quo remained but with less infrastructure money this year; usually followed up with the local council approving more Techbro Transit since the HOAs are scared of buses and trains.
Poorly animated 3D "Techbro Transit" product video:
SHAFT will position itself in all major cities within 5 years and spread its stream of autonomous high-mobility vehicles on specialized paths that use AI to avoid traffic, soon aiming to build their own ducts underground.

TheEloniteEntrepenuer420: Masterful gambit sir, the future is now thanks to CEO Bambo Thrust. The Cyclists have fallen, billions must try.

Alice: Please, stop trying to reinvent the bus.
by gonzaemon September 1, 2023
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Hip Tech

Oh Man that hip tech band HYPER CRUSH is sooo bomb
by ANDREWKJ77 July 4, 2008
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Bond tech

Any thing used by the spy James Bond or manufactured by the Quartermaster ("Q") for any of MI6's agents. Bond usually has high-tech cars, watches, and gear in general.
"Whoa, your watch tells time, unlocks your car, releases nerve gas AND carries Tylenol?"
"Yea, Bond tech rules."
by Sejwick March 30, 2009
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