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tracksuit bandit

dale, the world's favourite lotto wearing soccer coach.
by dale's friend April 27, 2004
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The 8 Track Man

The 8 Track man is one of the deadliest forces on the planet, scorned from being obsoleted he comes in the night and tears out the eyes of people who fall asleep while listeng to a walkman, Cd walkman, or any sort of Mp3 player.
Dude 2: Shit Dude, what the hell happend to your eyes???

Dude 1: I dunno i went to sleep listening to my Ipod and woke up with no eyes....

Dude 2: Duuude... The 8 Track Man got you dude
by Jimmy-Mac Fee August 17, 2009
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tracktor

a person who enjoys running and performing arts such as acting. track actor. tracktor. a very rare combination.
that dude over there runs and acts. wow thats cool. what a tracktor!
by tracktor25 June 19, 2008
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trackballs

1. A condition which occurs when a male running in a track meet fails to wear supportive underwear, and the testicles bounce freely.

2. The plural for a type of computer mouse that involves a stationary ball that rotates to move the cursor.
1a. "Man, I wore boxers instead of tighty whities when I ran the 1600-meter today. I've got a bad case of trackballs."

1b. "John didn't want to have sex; I thought it was because he was cheating on me, but it turns out he just had a bad case of trackballs after freeballing it at the track meet."

2. "I prefer trackballs to typical mice because I'm a loser that plays World of Warcraft 24/7."
by Jim_Philly December 17, 2011
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Trackhead

A student who takes part in running sports for the fall, winter and summer seasons and lacks basic social skills. They usually travel together in groups. Due to their social ineptitude and/or lack of esteem given to their sport, they are usually among the least socially threatening, but most insulated and bizzare cliques that one encounters in high school.

Note that not all runners are trackheads, but all trackheads are runners.
"What are the Trackheads doing now?"
"It looks like they're trying to break each other."
"Like a Horse"
"seems that way"
"Why?"
"Not even they know, man."
by d00medman October 26, 2012
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Track

Similar to that of an animal, one can follow these up the forearm arms of a tweaker or a junkie.
"Dude, get your sleeves down, Boss is scoping your tracks!"
by SqueakaTweaka December 20, 2012
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tracksuit wanker

Lads who walk around in a full tracksuit thinking they're buff
boy: "yo i look kinda buff in this tracksuit still"
other: "ha, tracksuit wanker!"
by Iman;)) August 23, 2016
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