edward was taken to the tower

a sarcastic way to show/say that something is not interesting or information that was given without anyone need it.
usually used as a command for a video of an article.

girl: i just finish washing my hair!
man: really? edward was taken to the tower...

boy1: i have a balloon!
boy2: edward was taken to the tower and running low on fuel...

by blorbi December 15, 2010

Leaning Tower of Ricko

The Perthian Art of standing motionlessly after consuming numerous alcoholic beverages.

Check out Timbo, he's got the leaning tower of Ricko down to a tee! How's he standing after all that beer?

by Perina Posty March 28, 2005

Two Inch Tower

This is an insult used to say someone has a small penis; Usually a nick name.

"Put away that two inch tower John, and stop looking at Claire!"

by Jerry Bob Jonclair April 27, 2006

water tower bumb

A fat, hairy, creepy, old man with no teeth that is always smiling..... Oh ya and they live on water towers

We better run I see a water tower bumb !!!!!!

by BedHead Tigi May 22, 2016

effiel tower dick

a dick that is 25 inches

"Wow, Mark sure does have an effiel tower dick!!"

by daddy's little princess December 13, 2016

Eiffle Tower

A sex postition where a bro stacks two thots on top of one another and goes back and forth inserting his meat into their hole of his choice

Bro 1: What did did you do last night?
Bro 2: Jenny and I went to her sister's house and had a threesome

Bro 1: Thats awesome how did it go?
Bro 2: Great, I eiffle towered them all night long.

by Edoggydog6969 November 11, 2014

'Llowington Towers

Derived from the phrase "allow it", kind of turning street slang into a theme park.

"Steve's asked me to take pick him up from the airport, that's 'Llowington Towers"

by Crawliano September 21, 2011