snacktime comes early today boys

something you say right before you and some buddies are about to hunt some dragons or kill a large group of zombies

Jake: Oh shit...we're done for.

Sabre Jackson: Snacktime comes early today boys.

Jake: Okay...let's do this.

by echo 9 May 15, 2007

T-t-todaaay junior

Telling someone who's taking longer than they should at something to hurry up.

Classmate 1: *finishing test while everyone else is done*

Classmate 2: T-t-todaaay junior!

by InnocentHumour September 17, 2016

bohemian butt tomahawk

Put a potato in a long tube sock have a girl bend over facing away from you. You turn away from her, swing the potato down between your legs until you smash her in the ass.

That girl got me so hard I decided to reward her with a bohemian butt tomahawk.

by Gloryholster August 8, 2017

suck my rusty tomahawk

A way to tell someone to suck a dick or to just fuck off in general

Simon really needs to suck my rusty tomahawk

by Fireguy47 December 16, 2017

I SAID WE SAD TODAY!

am meme

trump supporters: BDN SUKS LOKOKLKKLKIOPPOL>O
people with a working brain: um biden is better than-
trump supporters: I SAID WE SAD TODAY!
i said we mad today

by someone else thats not u March 25, 2021

dani unhinged today

Jeff bezoz, the dude that everyone loves said this to some random girl on twitter.

dani unhinged today so hard ugh

by obama loves lesbians April 3, 2021

The walls are white today

A sentence to say you feel anxious, you want to cry snd you want to leave

*people talking*

Someone : “the walls are white today…huh..”

Someone else : “oh…uh yeah they are!”

*leaving*

by Froggyislost January 17, 2022