Hey, did you see that Dan bought that new MB custom for $22,000 and ran dead last? What a clown racer.
by Ministocklegend June 13, 2020
{friend} why are you dressed up as a clown and smell like shit?
{me} shit dawg my girl just made me clown brown her
{me} shit dawg my girl just made me clown brown her
by Clown brown 👁👄👁 December 15, 2019
by FenderBender19 March 13, 2019
1a. Due to your stupidity and lack of attention you really know how to cancel the clown.
1b. Are you feeling ok? Where's your head at? You're really cancelling the clown today.
2a. After dinner last night I thought my girlfriend and I were going to have intercourse, instead she cancelled the clown on me.
2b. I was really getting to know that girl through intense conversation and then my douchebag friends intruded on my squirrel and cancelled the clown on me.
1b. Are you feeling ok? Where's your head at? You're really cancelling the clown today.
2a. After dinner last night I thought my girlfriend and I were going to have intercourse, instead she cancelled the clown on me.
2b. I was really getting to know that girl through intense conversation and then my douchebag friends intruded on my squirrel and cancelled the clown on me.
by kim crappen January 22, 2008
What one says when they wish to have an anonymous bowel movement in a public office bathroom. The act of wearing clown shoes would reduce any coworkers attempt to identify the person producing the #2 by observing their footwear.
Common Variants " Wearing Clown Shoes ", " Donning my Clownies", " WCS "
Verb: "Clowning It" - the act of changing ones shoes to avoid bathroom stall detection.
Common Variants " Wearing Clown Shoes ", " Donning my Clownies", " WCS "
Verb: "Clowning It" - the act of changing ones shoes to avoid bathroom stall detection.
Informal: "Dude, lunch with our client was great but I was seriously clown shoeing when I got back to the office "
Formal: " I would like to continue with this TPS report conversation, however I have to take a moment and wear my clown shoes."
Formal: " I would like to continue with this TPS report conversation, however I have to take a moment and wear my clown shoes."
by oldmeatwad January 17, 2013
Vagina Clown
When you go down on your lady and her Aunt Flow is in town, don’t get a frown...you look like a Vagina Clown . Your nose and mouth are red... cuz her pussy has bled.... You are a Vagina Clown!!
As a way to cover your nose in blood during your ladies visit from Aunt flow
Morgan Freeman says : my face look like a vajay-jay clown
As a way to cover your nose in blood during your ladies visit from Aunt flow
Morgan Freeman says : my face look like a vajay-jay clown
by SheCreature July 22, 2018
Tweakers who have two faces, that get the elders drunk and then steal all their money. After, they clown around accomplishing nothing and smoking marijuana constantly, which makes them USELESS.
Me- My aunt and cousin just got my grandma drunk and stole all her money
Salad Fingers- Wow what an Electric Clown!!!!!!
Salad Fingers- Wow what an Electric Clown!!!!!!
by clown smuggler September 17, 2009