Earth Worm Jim

Someone who appears to have muscle under their clothing, but in fact, they don't.

Tim: Look at John, is it me or has he been working out?
Mario: Nah. He's a Earth Worm Jim. Take off that sweater and he'll look like a run away chiwawa.

by lightsaber4ah8r August 9, 2016

New Berlin Worm

The act of having sex in the back seat of your car in the freezing cold while drunk. You are so loaded and impatient, you yank the girls pants down to her ankles and wiggle through her legs, forcing her ankles high into the air. Then you have anal sex with her without permission or even realizing what you are doing.

Man, I think Todd pulled the old New Berlin Worm in my car last night. His girlfriend is pissed and walking funny and my backseat smells like poop.

by Flannelguy June 7, 2009

kansas gummy worm

when a woman puts their period blood inside a condom and puts it in the freezer, then a guy puts the frozen bloody condom on and begins to do anal to the woman while shes in the act of shitting

i asked MIA if she wanted to me to do a kansas gummy worm on her and then she got mad for some reason

by disgustingly filthy May 17, 2016

Tape worm diet

A diet in which some models ect. swallow a pill that containes tape worm eggs. That way they can eat all they want and never get over weight.

That model looks great because she's on a tape worm diet.

by deep blue 2012 September 26, 2009

Mississippi Blood Worm

When a penis is first inserted into a bloody, menstruating vagina, and then into a butt hole, leaving it covered in blood and feces (so that said penis resembles a recently unearthed bloodworm). Usually ending with someone "taking the bait" or licking the dirty penis clean.

Dude #1 "Hey, I wanna put some p in the v tonight but Sally is on the rag"

Dude #2 "You should give her a Mississippi Blood Worm! I'll take the bait!"

by missanthropee October 3, 2010

Boba Worm Bitch

something you don’t want to be called.

you’re being a fucking boba worm bitch right now.

by clementine_ May 7, 2021

the worm-eating song

A song about a depressed little kid who eats worms

No one likes me,
Everyone hates me,
I'm goin' to the garden
To eat some worms
Tear off the rubbery parts,
Chew up the sticky part
And gulp down the gooey part...
Yum yum yum...I ate a worm!

by RatchetBoo June 11, 2006