A Jerk-Off Jehova Witness

noun: person: A Jerk-off Jehova Witness is somebody who only texts or calls you when he's jerking off, and doesn't ever want to actually meet. He is annoying and comes a-knocking at the times that are convenient only to them.

Mike only ever calls me when he's jerking off. I offer to make plans so we can both get off, but something always comes up. He's such a jerk-off jehova. aka. a Jerk-Off Jehova Witness

by R. Tizz-E April 9, 2024

phallic wit

Noun
A sharp sense of humor which always in some way is based on the male genitalia.

His phallic wit is comical, and always an ice breaker at the bar.

by B2316 April 5, 2016

Kees de wit

Kees de Wit is the type of guy who can’t stop talking about the same objects. Especially talking about himself in a extremely boring way. Most Kees de Wits are also trying to be alpha male but 100% of the time that is an extreme failure. And last but not least all Kees de Wits are getting overpaid.

He talked so boring, he really pulled a Kees de Wit

by Hesselini November 22, 2021

Bro's wit bank Rolls

A bunch of hood kids who come from a small city who claim they're rappers and rent a "recording" studio for an hour to spit shit.

Hood Kid #1: "I'm with the Bro's wit bank Rolls."
Man: "What's that?"
Hood Kid #2: "We rappers."
Man: "OH..."

by kneeleigh June 16, 2017

Dylan man wit a plan

Common nickname for Zumiez employess

AYYYEEE dylan man wit a plan.

by Me=word plug January 16, 2019

ride wit me

Best song ever. Made by T.I in 2006.

"-Aah shiit did u hear the song made by T.I?? Its called Ride wit me!"

by Gardulf November 12, 2016

witting

when multiple blue beams come out yo posterior

witting is when multiple blue meabs come out yo posterior
geer: im gonna witt all over the place
beer: oh no

by gdgdhshd January 12, 2024