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The "Fuck Yourself" Roast

This is the roast you use when you want someone to go fuck themselves and get lost. The roast goes like this, "Insert name here has a mirror in their pants, because the only person he/she sees in them is himself/herself."
Greg: "What's up, punk! Give me your lunch money!"
Me: .: To My Friends :. "I'm gonna burn him with The "Fuck Yourself" Roast."

"Greg has a mirror in his pants, cuz' the only person he sees in them is him!"
by Bullyimmunebitch May 11, 2020
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Hungarian Pot Roast

Girl or Guy takes a loose crap on a dude's penis and he proceeds to have intercourse with them.
Chili Dawgs are last week bro, you have to try the Hungarian Pot Roast for some sick bed play, yo!
by BarebackJack January 15, 2018
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Oven Roasted Nuts

When you place your nuts inside of your partners anus and they proceed to fart.
"Yo how dirty was she?"
"She was vanilla, I asked her for oven roasted nuts and she never hit me back up"
by Reyx June 28, 2016
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roasting your beans

Giving someone a hard time or making fun of them
Dude stop taking it so seriously he's just roasting your beans
by ispillthingz February 22, 2018
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Madam Roast Beef

The most handsome streamer in existence! Gaymer! The best friend you can ask for. Always finds a way to make you laugh or smile
Look! it's that gorgeous Madam Roast Beef streaming Fortnite!! He's so handsome!
by BaronEsse January 29, 2021
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Thanksgiving Spit Roast

When a girl gets in between a White guy and a Native American having the time of their lives, and have the White guy rail her from behind, and have her blow the Native American
We did a Thanksgiving Spit Roast last night when Josh’s girlfriend walked in on us fucking
by OctoSellingIllicitCorn November 7, 2023
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going pot roast

The sudden onset of mental denseness, usually in relation to something unpleasant. Mental denseness as a dodge.
Joe and I were having a nice conversation, but as soon as I asked him about the $10 I lent him, I could see him "going pot roast" on me.
by The self-hating one March 3, 2011
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