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See monster plus

The same as a monster plus cocktail in spoons, except with the addition of anywhere between 3-7 extra vodkas.

Has, in all seriousness, been known to turn people's shite green
"mate fuck monster plus i'm gonna get a monster times.... my ring's gonna go mad in the mornin tho"
by Jonty September 8, 2004
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Awkward Monster

Someone that's awkwardly huge/tall
Word created by Ruby
"Woah that girl is such an awkward monster"
"Yeah you're right! She's so tall"
by jelydas March 30, 2010
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Butter Monster

but-ter mon-ster
/bootuh monstuhr/

A really blonde person. Typically a very weird blonde person that has tendencies to act out. For example: acting like a furry, squealing, screeching, etc. The Butter Monster also likes butter to the gallons. Practically made out of grease. Many people do not like the Butter Monster, but there are some exceptions.
Oh no! The Butter Monster is going to get ya!”
by evelygeo March 15, 2023
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Jiggle monster

A fat man that comes out from under your bed and "jiggles" his jelly rolls around (He typically harasses your private parts). After he finnishes his ceromony, he then runs away and climbes underneath another person's bed for the next person to get spooked.
That jiggle monster gave me a hard on last night. Good thing I got it over with now though.
by Dicklepickle101 June 16, 2017
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Heartbeat Monster

Someone who uses a heartbeat Monitor for no reason
This fucking bomb squad issa heartbeat monster.
by The unholy October 19, 2020
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Monster Chug

A method of alchohol consumption by which the drinker pulls his shirt from his waist completely over his head, thus creating a "monster", and consuming their beverage through their shirt.
Let's all do a monster chug to celebrate that touchdown!
by Danw84 October 29, 2009
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Monster Donks

nickname for someone with really big titties
dayummm she got some monster DONKS😈”
by I’m already tracer. February 11, 2021
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