figure jar

When the figure is in sussy milk

Person A: when I was at the discord admins house I saw he had a jar in the closet-
Person B: wait a figure jar with the “sussy milk?”

Person A: y e a h
Person B: 😟

by _rosie_kun_ April 19, 2021

fresh jar of skippy

Slang for anal sex following extensive rimming or a good lubing

Q: How was the anal?
A: Smoother than a fresh jar of skippy

by CovidConvo May 26, 2022

Swamp jar

Swamp jar. It's a jar of swamp. Fill a jar with swamp water.

Borald: Yo bro, how's the swamp jar going?
Joward: wrigglin and jigglin my dude

by Borald January 05, 2023

cunt jar

Someone that is so "cunty" they are the equivalent to a jar full of cunts. A level of "bitch" that can't be topped.

Did you see Nicole today? She is acting like a total cunt jar.

by Queen Adorer April 20, 2017

Jam Jar-ing

To over elaborate on an insignificant part of a story.

"I liked her story about the shark but she kept Jam Jar-ing about her shoes that day."

by Barry48 August 12, 2021

Jam Jar-ing

To over over elaborate unimportant details in a boring story or event.

"I really enjoyed talking to Steve but when he told the story about the roller coaster he kept "Jam Jar-ing" about the person behind him".

by Barry48 August 12, 2021

Nut Jar

Young, troubled man with a tendency to complain. Some might say his rugged good looks and charisma are the driving force to his success in life, on the contrary others might say he is a useless, annoying sack of shit with no friends.

What a Nut Jar.

by Nut Jar July 24, 2017