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french for pain

Random person:If bread is french for pain THEN I OWN A FUCKING BAKERY!!
by Yfumtytjcythd November 26, 2021
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french mist

Female retaliation for receipt of a Dutch Oven whereby she hovers above her sleeping boyfriend's face and delivers an exceptionally moist and fart.
Amy got me back for trapping her in a Dutch Oven and laid down a filthy French Mist. I'll never be the same again!
by mcginty February 25, 2015
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French Blumpkin

A variation of the traditional Blumpkin, performed while cleaning one's undercarriage on a Bidet.
Always a classy gentlemen, Martine opted to forego the often dirty Blumpkin for the more hygienic French Blumpkin. Stacey was appreciative of the fact she didn't have to taste his shit.
by PV Kings November 12, 2012
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French Bulldozer

To have anal sex with a woman who has never shaved her butthole. The point is to collect as much feces on your penis, like a bulldozer spitting up mud.
Last night me and my gf did a French bulldozer. Took me two hours to clean my dick and four for her to clean her bedroom.
by Anushandler47 November 20, 2019
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French falls

The French fries that fall to the bottom of the bag when transporting take-out from the restaurant to one's house. If there is more than one order and the fries fall from several sources, there is often a dispute as to their rightful owner.
On his drive home from McDonalds, he felt more than justified in scarfing down the French falls as he volunteered to pick up food for the family.
by rocohen September 21, 2016
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French Press

The art of dipping down from a squat position and smashing ones dirty muff on a person's face.
Oh man, Joe passed out by the fire, so the girls all took there time giving him a french press.
by Kingstoncowboy July 13, 2019
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French revolution

Three participants engaging in alternating french mullets on a singular target.
Me and my two buddies went out drinking one night when we saw this hipster passed out drunk face down on the street and we decided to declare a french revolution on the back of his head!
by DKSTBBRL! November 17, 2019
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