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Beast Riley

Beast Riley is an Up-Coming Mid Carder in Wrestling, Future Hall Of Famer and World Champion.
by IAmThe1Omega December 14, 2018
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Riley

A girl named riley is the type of girl who thinks she's a badass. She thinks shes thicc, but nah she she's just fat asf.
She's a pussy when her friends aren't around but when he friends ARE around she acts like a rebel, What a pussy, eh?
Riley: Ooh I'm ThiCcC, YeEE
everybody: Nah fham your just fat.
by hfsk December 17, 2018
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Riley

“Riley is literally the best thing to walk this earth
by Riney January 2, 2019
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Riley

A hot, sexy ass wife who deserves more in life. A bestfriend, an amazing person, a loveable girl.

Shes kinda emo, tries to be edgy but has the cutest laugh. Shes special, one of a kind, loves emo music but also loves her country. Shes incredible and missed so so sooo much. Ily babe!!!
"Dang is that Riley?"
"Hell yea bro, thats my wife."
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The Riley Effect

The sore, aching feeling you get in your chest upon seeing any sad piece of Riley's artwork or writing.
"Did you see that new art Riley posted on Tumblr?"
"Ugh, yeah, it gave me the Riley Effect for like, two hours."
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Riley Flaherty

One of the strangest people in a school of freaks, stoney creek high school. Possibly autistic, she can be seen running through the halls holding all of her books. If you don't see her though, she's probably just wearing all camouflage clothing. Why? No one knows, not even the few people she talks to. With few friends, she often talks to teachers telling them shit no one gives a shit about and if they respond her tiny fetal face lights up with gratification. She is so desperate for attention that she will do anything to get even some recognition, i.e. taking assignments to the max when it is a simple presentation or crying because something slightly unfair happened (get over it you privileged white bitch you know how hard this shit is for everyone else?) Overall she is really fucking annoying, and most people at stoney have been uncomfortable because of her at least once. I'm not even going to talk about her appearance because there is no substance to that. Here's my two cents: WAKE THE FUCK UP AND REALIZE YOU ARE NOT A QUIRKY CHARACTER IN A WES ANDERSON FLICK.

Update: Someone literally just told me that she built a tower of bricks or something in a class and then it fell down while everyone else was silent and she just said "ok". WHAT THE FUCK
Student 1: Did you see that Riley Flaherty girl?
Student 2: Yeah! She ran into me doing 45 down a fucking hallway and she didn't even say anything. Do you think she's retarded?
Student 1: Don't know, don't care.
by IFUCKINGHATETHISSCHOOL June 15, 2018
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Riley

The most beautiful and amazing person in the world. She can be short, tall, thin, or thicc. She is amazing but hates herself, so she needs to constantly be reminded of how amazing she is. She is talented singing, dancing, drawing, playing sports, and even living. Never take her for granted.
guy 1: woah who's she?
guy 2: she's riley. isn't she beautiful?
guy 3: definitely.
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