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Goon material

Goon material, meaning that whatever the term is applied to is worthy of Gooning (masturbating) toward and or with
Yo bro I just seen this one jawn shaking ass on twitter, that’s goon material I’m not gonna lie
by Sondhr July 28, 2025
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goon

Someone whose got the following prorities:
makin money
chillen wit the homies
and gettin broads
goons will do anything for any of those three causes and dont care about what other people think. goons are always down to smoke a blunt and are always lookin for the next party. a goon is always lookin for ways to come up between stealin shit or flippin weight
50 cent is a goon.
I stole an iphone and used it to steal 300 dollars than i bought an O and turned it into $560, im a mothofuckin goon
by jerryduu April 26, 2011
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Pre-Poon-Goon

A natural method to lasting longer during coitus, Pre-Poon-Gooning is an act of masturbation before intercourse with the intention of enlarging ones flacid member and/or having not worry about premature ejaculation.
Luke would need full canisters tonight if he wanted a son; he spent a solo session to Pre-Poon-Goon before she arrived.
by mGBm December 29, 2023
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Gooning

The act of zoning out, mindlessly staring into space, or losing oneself in thought; often done humorously or casually among teens. Not necessarily associated with anything inappropriate or explicit.
"Dude, stop gooning and pay attention, class isn't over yet."
by lolbabe4 April 24, 2025
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Goon

A big dumb palooka, a muscle-bound thug fond of wearing flat caps and always willing to do anything for "da boss." Usually has a thick Brooklyn accent. Activities usually include gooning and handling most situations with the utmost goonatude. An individual that likes the company of other thugs, crooks, cronies, wiseguys, mooks, henchmen, wiseguys and of course other goons. Beneath his tough-guy facade he has a heart of gold and loves his "Ma". While very dumb, a goon is a force to be reckoned with.
Goon: "Hurry up with dough, da boss wants this place cleared out before da freakin' bat shows up!"
by Goonmaster April 8, 2022
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Moon Gooning

Gooning under the moon with an elk skull
Guy: I'm going to go Moon Gooning with the natives tonight.
by FeetHuggs April 11, 2024
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flicker gooning

flickergooning is basically gooning after a 7 day edging streak( or more depending on what level gooner you are). its called flickergooning because when you finally coom your eyes start flickering from the extreme pleasure
"I want to be flicker gooning after finishing Baki :)"
by lilfaggy333 May 22, 2024
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