“Coffee Badgers” are white collar employees that have been mandated back to the office after COVID. They badge in, drink a free coffee, socialize a little and then leave.
Hey Andy, did you see Rose today? “The bitch badged in, had a free coffee, strutted her ass around the office and fucked off”! Andy, “Fuck that shit ! We should be coffee badgers too!
by UpIce#3 December 21, 2023
Get the coffee badgersmug. Common ancestor to the 'mud pelican' and the 'swamp donkey'. these will normally be very brave in their natural habitat and can often make the first move. BE AWARE. masked under substantial layers of make up your beer goggles may kick in too soon and deceive you. be sure to get a friends advise before resuming further.
He-man.'dude, this chick wants to pull into me, but im too drunk to tell if she's hot.'
Skeletor. 'dude, you must be pissed, thats the ugliest gravel badger iv ever seen'
Skeletor. 'dude, you must be pissed, thats the ugliest gravel badger iv ever seen'
by phoenix steel March 10, 2008
Get the gravel badgermug. Example 1:
Ben: What was the name of our Geography teacher in year 9?
Sam: Oooh errrr, Mr Geofferson!?
Ben: Aaah yes that’s the Badger.
Example 2
Amy: Pass us the 10mm socket for this wrench.
Jen: Is this the right one?
Amy: Yeah that’s the badger, pass it here.
Ben: What was the name of our Geography teacher in year 9?
Sam: Oooh errrr, Mr Geofferson!?
Ben: Aaah yes that’s the Badger.
Example 2
Amy: Pass us the 10mm socket for this wrench.
Jen: Is this the right one?
Amy: Yeah that’s the badger, pass it here.
by Samwisethegreat April 19, 2020
Get the Badgermug. 
A sex moved best performed by two girls, lesbians or alike. Can be performed by a man and a woman but only best if the woman is on top.
One person plays the Badger, on their back. Maybe they wouldn’t be road-kill if a naked car (the other person) wasn’t about to drive over them! This is where the other person makes engine noises and ‘drives’all the way over the ‘badger’ ending with their vagina over the badger’s mouth, option to stay there for a bit, maybe the driver realises that they’ve just squashed a badger and needs some time to process it.
One person plays the Badger, on their back. Maybe they wouldn’t be road-kill if a naked car (the other person) wasn’t about to drive over them! This is where the other person makes engine noises and ‘drives’all the way over the ‘badger’ ending with their vagina over the badger’s mouth, option to stay there for a bit, maybe the driver realises that they’ve just squashed a badger and needs some time to process it.
by Peachypeachypoo August 27, 2018
Get the The Road-kill Badgermug. shes rly annoying sometimes and makes you want to commit but she can be a great guy if she buys makeup and takes insta photos. sometimes sam like to go to the phillos to take more insta photos because she is a slut
by lambo nigs August 28, 2019
Get the sam badgermug. by djchango October 1, 2009
Get the Nudge a Badgermug.