An Aids Mobile is a person who decides to walk into ones life and leave them crippled and sickly. Simply by entering a room, an Aids Mobile will bring in quantities of negative energy and instantly decrease the quality of ones day and overall mood.
Girl 1: "Oh god, who invited Amanda to this party?"
Girl 2 "Nobody, that Aids Mobile invited herself, we should go before this party gets any worse.."
Girl 2 "Nobody, that Aids Mobile invited herself, we should go before this party gets any worse.."
by reillywidwid March 22, 2019
Get the Aids Mobile mug.Last night I was watching porn hub and some Ads AIDS pop up about making my penis 6in bigger I had to shut down that window and open another page
by EmJayee October 2, 2017
Get the Ads AIDS mug.A disease contracted by getting sprayed in the face by the milt (or semen) of a yellow perch while removing a hook from it's mouth after catching it. Fishing for perch is not normally a dangerous activity. If you or a friend gets hit in the face with perch milt, you will forever have "Perch AIDS". There is no cure.
"My buddy went fishing today and caught some perch! He also got sprayed in the face by fish cum, so he now has Perch AIDS forever. Poor bastard."
by Hoody802 August 18, 2013
Get the Perch AIDS mug.A horrible form of the common cold which slowly rips your souls out of you body and crushes any plans you had to get lit on the weekends. Symptoms include diarrhea, cough, sore throat and almost anything in between. Originally formed in the Parkview apartments at Florida International University.
Dude 1: Yo let’s hit the club this weekend.
Dude 2: Nah man I caught parkview aids and I’m slowly deteriorating into absolute shit.
Dude 2: Nah man I caught parkview aids and I’m slowly deteriorating into absolute shit.
by Thatsupercooldude5566 July 6, 2021
Get the Parkview Aids mug.Which can only be obtained by being raped by two gay men in THA BUTT HOLE then having fun with a downtown hooker who's cheaper than the clothes she is wearing. Consisting of all sexual contracted diseases.
by SleepingDante October 27, 2010
Get the Super Aids mug.A very unfortunate incident in which a man (or woman) performes cunnalingus and the recieving woman menstrates on the man. This obviously results in the giver having a red "mask". Following this, the giver shouts "OH YEAH!" and runs through the wall. Like the old Kool Aid advertisements.
"The Kool Aid" is a very risky meneuver, make sure that you do not hit a stud in the wall, or do it above the first floor.
by Dustin D March 25, 2008
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