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Tea Clawed

The act of getting absolutely shit faced by drinking back Twisted Tea and White claw, resulting in a healthy dose of blackout and stomach pains. This is the best combo if your feeling frisky and will probably end up fucking a Lama.
Yo Josh trying to get Tea Clawed and get our stomached raped
by Jaubs100 June 13, 2020
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bitch tea

--Girl 1: I brought some bitch tea!
--Girl 2: Spill it sis!
--Girl 1: So I saw... *insert juicy gossip*
by cqnniie September 20, 2020
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sea tea

The fan made daughter of Mugman and Cala Maria
by TheRealMugman October 5, 2020
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Onion Tea

When you do a reverse tea bag and fart in the other persons eyes causing them to water. ( and in good cases they will actually be tears)
Carl is sleeping i bet he wil wake up if i give him some onion tea
by Delerious420 October 12, 2011
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Devonshire tea

When you are on you back and the chosen lady is on top. It's that time of the month. Once you have sufficiently cream pied her bloody box she dismounts and leaves a healthy serving of fanny jam and man cream on your nuts. She then begins to suck your nuts while you piss on her.
Phil & Karen snuck away from their vineyard tour so that Phil could give Karen a Devonshire Tea.
by Kelly2357 July 22, 2022
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Devonshire tea

When you are on you back and the chosen lady is on top. It is that time of the month. Once you have cum inside her, she dismounts and leaves a serving of cream & jam on your scrotum. She then licks your balls while you urinate.
During the vineyard tour, Phil pulled his whinging, horny girlfriend aside and gave her a Devonshire tea.
by Philthehole July 23, 2022
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