Taco Smack

A woman fapping, equivalent to a man fapping. When a female penetrates her vagina with her own fingers.

Guy 1: Yo, is she fapping?????
Guy 2: No, she's taco smacking.

by dusstedd December 27, 2011

black smack

Strong beer/lager usually 9% by volume. Sold in black cans/tins. A firm favourite with street drinkers.

" Wher's me black smack la'? Sound!"

by Mogi Hare March 26, 2012

Splat Smack

(V) The act of cumming in a girl's mouth and then smacking her face with enough force to knock the sperm out.

That splat smack you gave Monica ruined my new jacket.

by SillyAsianEngineeringGuy August 1, 2008

smack the weasel

a euphemism meaning masturbation

I walked into the room and saw my roomie smack the weasel

by smacktheweasel July 18, 2011

oogie smack

after unloading seminal fluids into the palm of your hand, direct your hand across the bitches face

yo i totally ganked my wank until i had hand full of goo and i slap the Ho. thus that ho got oogie smack -ed

by Tuffy mc fluffy Jr January 14, 2009

jam smack

Hitting somebody or something with all your effort and might.

using either your hand or full body to intensify the impact.

you can also get a running start, that is the true jam smack.

"Cory was standing by the pond so i ran up behind him and jam smacked his ass into the water!"

"if you don't stop talking about football i'm going to jam smack you!"

by dbrown907 January 8, 2010

catch a smack

To kill someone

“You heard about that nigga that tried to catch a smack broad day and got through?”

by boston Masssssa August 5, 2018