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Technoblade Fan

Annoying ass technoblade fans
They are same as dream fans

Do not be a serious technoblade fan, or you will end up a noob. Instead just be a normal fan
bro technoblade fans are annoying asf they're just like dream stans
by ewjmjajcdskvs March 1, 2021
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Technoblade Fan

Same as Dream fans they are just annoying. They think because they put on technoblade's skin they're all the sudden the best.
by ewjmjajcdskvs March 1, 2021
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technobollox

Completely inaccurate drivel relating to technology or something of a technical nature, which is spouted by someone who either doesn't completely understand the subject they're talking about, or has heard a few key buzzwords and gone off on a spasmodic frenzy of scaremongering and sensationalisation. Quite commonly encountered in professions such as IT, Engineering, etc. People who actually understand and work with the technology being discussed can spot technobollox a mile away, and will often thwart and ridicule the perpetrator by introducing real facts to the discussion.
Sadly this doesn't prevent technophobes from being sucked in and their ignorance increased by this menace.
Person A: "Some guy at that management seminar told our CEO that BlackBerry devices can calculate next week's lottery numbers, now he wants one!"
Person B: "What?! he's talking technobollox again!"

Technobollox victim: "Don't install that 'Windows XP', my friend told me that it will steal all your data, kick your dog, and send your bank account details to Micro$oft!!!!!!"
Engineer: "That is complete and utter technobollox"
by Ciarán_ July 15, 2008
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techno tangle

when all of your technological wires get tangled up (iPod Chargers/headphones, memory sticks, cellphone, computer chargers)
all together a bad thing
Kali: are you ready to go?

Bob: no i have to get this techno tangle out of my pocket, too many damn chargers
by princess keti June 1, 2007
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Techno PO'd

Having reached a boiling point where one is totally pissed off by technology...Usually occurs when loading new software or hardware...
I was trying to hookup my new cd burner but my computer wouldn't read the software..."I am so Techno PO'd right now, i wannna toss my laptop thru the frikin window!!!"
by MJConser June 26, 2007
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techno-ninja-mommas

noun. Saavy customer support personnel that usually work from home and for the most part are PT Moms that have become unbelievably bored at home and wish to join the workplace, but still have kids to shuttle back and forth. As a result, they are working part time usually in customer support that allows them to coordinate their hours between child issues
Man, the techno-ninja-mommas gave me fine support,probably because they don't have to deal with their kids for that one moment and are talking to an adult for the first time today. Not to mention they were probably in their pajamas
by PDGreen March 25, 2008
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technocenturion

One who knows how to use technology but has already fallen out of touch with its many advances.
Even though she was a recent college graduate, the high school intern was already making her feel like a technocenturion.
by Semiuseful Magazine October 16, 2008
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