New tech

Short for new technique.

1. When someone shows you something new, usually something that has never been show to you before, or has never been done.

2. Someone comes up with a new, sometimes unconventional, way to do something.

Originated from the Melee scene.

person 1: Yo, check out this new thing.
person 2: Holy shit that is some new tech right there

by Rhaast May 11, 2022

Boomer Tech

Injecting technology for technology's sake in a subpar manner into everything; often automating a simple humanistic element of life into cheap robotic annoyance. From that Ipad loaded with ads at your restaurant table, to the miserable robocustomer service representative. "Sorry, I didn't quite get that"

This phenomena arose as Boomers tried to stay relevant in their business careers. Operating under the universal assumption that more technology = good they jammed Boomertech into crevices of life where it's presence was never quite needed or wanted.

See also "internet of shit"

They actually bought those boomer tech e-bikes! Just ride a normal bike you lazy shit.

by ManAboveTime August 24, 2022

Kensu_tech

A brand that renders free solutions when it comes to Techn difficulties { in terms of iPhones, laptops and so many more.}

Try reaching out to kensu_tech whenever you have gadget complications.

by Kensu_tech November 20, 2022

Julia's Tech Spot

A YouTuber who uses RTM because it's amazing. sc delete.

Julia's Tech Spot is a person who likes RTM.

by WindowsVienna November 18, 2020

bergen tech

brainless teens aka bee tea aka airplane jet fuel cancer inducing school!

“you have lung disease?”

“yeah the jet fuel finally got to me at bergen tech lolz”

by sovietslav89 February 2, 2021

honda-tech

The #1 best site on the internet.

Honda-tech.com is the best site on the web.

by Some guy from h-t April 9, 2005

Oakland Tech

full name: Oakland Technical High School AKA "Tech" . One of the famed Oakland Public High schools, known for the ebonics dispute, guns in classrooms, and kids lying in the hallways with the shit stomped out of them. Where the dopedealers and gangbangers all learned how to do the damn thang.

Where they at in Oakland? Doin it live. Castlemont, Skyline, Fremont High. Mack House, Tech, Dewey, The Big O High. East Bay stunnas man we aint hidin' -keak da sneak

by townbiznessryder March 17, 2005