Tap and crap

A game enjoyed by males by hooking up with a random taking her back to her place have sex and wait for her to fall asleep then taking a dump in the toilet and not flushing and gap it out of there could also be called the tap crap and gap

Met a random last night and done the tap and crap in under an hour was a new record

by Jayba11s May 1, 2018

mercy tap

Coup de grace

I was critically injured so I asked my enemy for a mercy tap.

by Baby Steps Angel October 8, 2017

dragonfly tap

When you hover your penis like a dragonfly over a girls face with her tongue out and then let it hit tongue and to back up like a dragonfly lands

I got to give my girl a dragonfly tap last night

by Rusty_buckets124 June 4, 2022

Tap juice

1. Water

Steve poured a refreshing glass of tap juice

by Sativa7 August 23, 2021

polo tap

When a woman in reverse cowgirl punches a man in the nuts as he ejaculates.

I polo tapped Rick so hard last night that he's still sore.

by newty11 November 16, 2010

Fly the Taps

Used to order a flight (5 oz pour) of every beer on tap at the establishment.

Patron: I'would like to Fly the Taps.
Waiter: Uh...What?
Patron: I would like one flight of every beer on tap. I would like to Fly the Taps.

by TheRealSuperMan July 13, 2017

father tap

When you’re watching Forensic Files and the father totally tapped the daughter.

It was totally a father tap.

by Not a father tapper February 3, 2019