taking a shit or taking a dick

Basically, "Not giving a fuck or getting fucked"; see homophobes.

He's either "taking a shit or taking a dick"!

by ima90sbb September 20, 2009

Taking a Bath in Chocolate

to literally fill a tub with chocolate and sit in it. The chocolate actually works as a great shaving gel. Note:it is unsanitary to eat the chocolate

taking a bath in chocolate:
billy:what is your wildest sexual fantasy?
marsha:having sex with you in a large tub of chocolate
billy:ooh that got my jimmy hard just thinking about it

by butt crack billy May 21, 2006

Taking Back Sunday

An OK band fronted by Adam Lazzara.

Adam Lazzara, what a fool.

by umandstuff October 30, 2004

taking the cop

When you settle for a lesser punishment to get out of something, usually if you snitch, or back down.

If you tell someone you are going to beat them down and they say, "I ain't even tryin to fight you man.", they are taking the cop.

by Denisha May 11, 2006

Taking The Bob

When a person (generally female) allows a priest to shove a hand full of wormy human feces into her face and mouth with little or no resistance.

She didn't even scream. She seemed only mildly concerned when Taking The Bob

by Jackie Rabbit December 15, 2010

Taking an SC turn

Using dark, sharp, or otherwise unpleasant statements or retorts in the course of a conversation.
Named after a person who commonly does the aforementioned.

Dan: "Oh I hate Jane."
Tony: "Why man? She seems fine to me."
Dan: "Nah mate, she keeps taking an SC turn each time I try to talk to her."

by Moriquendi March 19, 2013

Taking Care of Jizzness

get head, cum, ejaculate.

she sure is taking care of jizzness. Suzy sure takes care of jizzness seriously well. Although some girls have no business taking care of jizzness and never can quite finish the deed.

sometimes it's better to take care of your own jizzness right? like they say.. you want something done right you gotta do it yourself.

by aurorwolf July 30, 2012