Texas trumpet

The act of fingering another anus while cupping the balls with the same hand and concurrently sucking the penis.

Timmy took Tina home and she gave him a Texas trumpet.

by Bigdaddyblacksheep December 16, 2024

trumpeteer

Someone who is such a fan of Donald Trump that they would blow him like a flugelhorn if given the chance.

Every one of these Trumpeteers at tonights "Stop the Steal" rally would drop to their knees if Donald walked in!

by Finleah November 6, 2021

party trumpet

A nose hose for bugger sugar

Ay pass the party trumpet I gotta fat rail to fire

by C L O U D S July 21, 2023

Trumpet

Slang term for "Telephone"

I need a new trumpet this one's broke

by Meddler101 July 8, 2018

Muffled Trumpet

When you sense you lady friend is about to flatulate in the act of cunnilingus, reach your hand between her loins open palmed and gently press against her bum hole, and control the release of wind at your discretion.

Jake: "I can't go down on my wife after Taco Tuesday, if you know what I mean."
Matt: "Yo, you gotta play the muffled trumpet. Works wonders with Lexi. She loves it."
Jake: "Just get up in there?"
Matt: "I straight Miles Davised Lexi last Tuesday. Just take it into your own hands. Pun intended."

by bboymono January 28, 2015

jazzy trumpet

The act of giving oral to the rectum or penis in short bursts, much like one giving a jazz solo for a trumpet.

Suzy gave me a jazzy trumpet yesterday and it felt like she was trying to spit in my urethra.

by jimmies be rustled April 26, 2014

TrumPet

A rank-and-file supporter of Donald Trump.

I can't believe my favorite uncle has become a TrumPet.

by Texano November 10, 2019