the nathan touch

an incurable social disease which leads to small dick syndrome

"omg I just got the Nathan touch i'am socially dead"

by vodka0800 December 2, 2015

curtain touching

When you get super fried, sit on the couch and get super distracted by your curtains and start quenching your inner desire for tactile stimulation by touching them.

"Dude, i spent Friday night curtain touching"

by bwcodes January 13, 2009

touch clippers

Touch clippers meaning you need a hair cut

Von: yo hair long bro

King: i know bro I need a touch clippers

by Gah one slime May 6, 2019

pen touch

When a female materbates her man under the table at a family dinner

My sister was giving her boyfriend a pen touch at the dinner table

by #quat July 31, 2014

Touch Parts

Sexual intercourse

“Vincent, I think we should touch parts.”

by Tbautista February 28, 2019

the metal touch

Some phrase some absolute plonker thought would be funny.
Fucking cringe.

Dave, dave, dave, I have the metal touch HAHAHAHAHAHA I am so funny my name is lucy and i have diarhoereaoaeaoa

by John McGummyBear May 7, 2021

The devil's touch

The act of someone lighting their hand on fire then giving the male a hand job.

Person: want me to give you "the devil's touch"
Guy: what's that?
Person:😈

by Blackstar47 February 12, 2023