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Kara Thomas

Sounds like she’s related to Thomas the train. Knows this joke has been told in elementary school one too many times.
“Ha ha yeah my last name is Thomas like the train, but no I’m not related to him” -Kara Thomas
by Deez bofa February 27, 2019
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Jared Thomas

Somebody who doesn't answer your messages. When or if they respond, there messages are about about weed or anything that contains THC.
P1: dude answer my messages
P2: no response

P1: Your such a Jared Thomas!
by Omgimaduck August 28, 2014
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the rob thomas

when you tool a girl up the ass and you have to think about rob thomas from matchbox twenty in order to keep yourself from cumming embarrassingly early.
kevin: you raw dog Karen last night?
tony: I did Kevin, had to give her the rob thomas too
kevin: fuck she must've been good
tony: she was, cant get 'smooth' by carlos santana outta my head now though
by gaz88 October 13, 2017
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thomas braun

Thomas is a mix of thomas and braun. The luckiest man on the planet. It is RARE to find a thomas braun, but once you find it, you'll never let him go. Thomas Braun is the kind of man you will want to have for the rest of your life, and if you do so, consider yourself the second luckiest of all. If you're searching this name, congrats, or you are one or you have one :)
You won't believe who I met Jessica.

WHO?

I met a Thomas Braun.

no fucking way.
by Marcelita otxilac July 5, 2020
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thomas michael

A boy from Fall River that says the n word even though they're purely caucasian. Someone called a Thomas Michael usually wears the same hoodie everyday, smells, and sounds congested 24/7. A Thomas Michael also has one black friend, so he doesn't know how to act.
"Dude it smells worse than Thomas Michael in here"

"You sound just like Thomas Michael when you're sick"
by WoozworldAddict January 15, 2020
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travis thomas

Is when when u whisper in a girls ear right before u nut and tell her ur spider senses are tingling and then u pull and bust all over her face
by tt412 August 28, 2016
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