People who claim they are obsessed and love The Jonas Brothers, when they don't even own a CD besides A little bit Longer and know nothing about them. Their favorite Jonas Brothers songs include, SOS,Hold On, When you look me in the eyes and Burnin' Up.
They like Kevin the least/hate him and love Nick the most.They only Like The Jonas Brothers because of their looks and music and not because of their personality. (mostly because they don't know anything about their personality.)
They have no real knowledge of the boys and do not genuinely pay attention to their daily lives.
They tend to be the most annoying "fans".
They like Kevin the least/hate him and love Nick the most.They only Like The Jonas Brothers because of their looks and music and not because of their personality. (mostly because they don't know anything about their personality.)
They have no real knowledge of the boys and do not genuinely pay attention to their daily lives.
They tend to be the most annoying "fans".
Obsessive Jonas Disorder Poser (OJDP) Converstion :
OJDP: "I Loooove The Jonas Brothers!"
OJD: "Really"
OJDP: "I think some of your OJD Rubbed off on me!"
OJD: "Really... What are you favorite songs?"
OJDP: "It's between When you look me in the eyes and Goodnight and Goodbye,I can't decide I love all 6 songs!"
OJD: " Oh my Jonas..."
OJDP: "I Loooove The Jonas Brothers!"
OJD: "Really"
OJDP: "I think some of your OJD Rubbed off on me!"
OJD: "Really... What are you favorite songs?"
OJDP: "It's between When you look me in the eyes and Goodnight and Goodbye,I can't decide I love all 6 songs!"
OJD: " Oh my Jonas..."
by JonasLover123 August 11, 2008
a lovely person who lives inside ass hair. a wet new pair of balls. likes to thrust in the moonlight. has TREMENDOUS groping skills. has an awesome greasy clitoris. great at handling super grandmother.
Lover: oh, I love John McDreampo Jonas Friendly Sharpened Rooster. They have such a creamy barbecue penis vagina hole.
by unclebernardbakaslutbussylick June 06, 2021
He has a big black wiener their is nothing better then dark chocolate he is a amazing friend and he loves the hoottttest girls
Jonas Lotz
by Vxghvcgbb January 28, 2022
A Jonas hœ is a person who simps for the Jonas brothers ah yes so smexy indeed 😌 love ya joe Frankie Nick and Kevin btw joe your my fav 😏
Like this
Taylor: I’m a Jonas hœ 😏
Mika: what’s a Jonas hœ
Taylor: it’s like a person who simps for the Jonas brothers
Mika: ohhh I’m a Jonas hœ to
Mika and Taylor: so smexy 😏
Taylor: I’m a Jonas hœ 😏
Mika: what’s a Jonas hœ
Taylor: it’s like a person who simps for the Jonas brothers
Mika: ohhh I’m a Jonas hœ to
Mika and Taylor: so smexy 😏
by Joe J and Sophie’s teddy bear January 26, 2021
by Lichtbus April 12, 2020
Jonas bohn is great
by by chicken May 17, 2023