Blunt Taco

1. A poorly rolled blunt.

Like a taco the contents of the blunt are spilling out and/or loosely packed making it fairly messy.
2. Any blunt thats considered whack.
-aka taco for short

Brian, Mikey, and Travis are about to smoke so Travis rolls a blunt. Travis sparks it and passes it to Brian.

Mikey takes a hit...
Mikey - "Dude what the hell, i just got bud in my mouth."
Travis - "Whatever man, its straight, the papers were just a little stale"
Mikey passes the blunt to Brian and it completely unravels..
Brian - "What the fuck son, all i got here is this blunt taco"

by Ayegetbackhyea December 31, 2010

Slop Taco

A slang term for a Vagina. Specifically, the word can be used to describe a very moist, sloppy Vagina. This definition was formed from how a woman's genitalia looks like a taco... and the "slop" part is self explanatory.

Hey bro, you wanna go get some slop taco?

by wolfpussy1 February 19, 2012

Knuckle taco

Fingering a woman's vagina.

I asked her if she liked to have a knuckle taco. Or, I gave her a good knuckle taco last night.

by JMMCD December 29, 2014

Slippery Taco

When you are fucking a girl doggy style and diarrhea comes out her ass, then slides down, lubing up her pussy.

1. My lady's pussy is so dry, last night I made chili just for the glimmer of hope to get a slippery taco.

2. It's not a real slippery taco unless there is a piece of corn hanging on to his nuts when he pulls out.

by DaXymbiont May 20, 2015

Backyard taco

The act of eating ones booty

I better wash my ass my boyfriend might want a backyard taco tonight

by HeadTJB July 30, 2016

National Taco Day

A day that celebrates the origins, preparation, and enjoyment of tacos. Falls on October 4 in 2017.

Andy: Hey, team. Tomorrow is National Taco Day.

Andy's Team: Wow, cool! Does that mean you are going to buy or make us tacos?
Andy: Hahahahaha no. But here's some directions to Taco Bell. Enjoy!

by ajoggy October 4, 2017

mustard taco

A general discription of a woman’s disturbingly unclean vagina. Usually found on a one night stand.

That chick from the party took me up to her room, but she had a mustard taco so I bailed.

by Listerfiend May 20, 2018