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Smelch

The act of allowing a gay man expel gas into your mouth, gas that came from ingesting cum from a recent blowjob.
My gay man asked if he could smelch me in about a half hour after he had just taken a cum load from a blowjob he just gave me.
by jomi8065 October 30, 2011
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I'm a hippie smell my fart

a saying sometimes seen on license plates,printed on t shirts ect. That means that they are a hippie and if you don't like it you can go fuck your self.
Hey world I'm A hippie smell my fart.
by The Fury 13 September 22, 2010
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smelfie

A selfie of ones self on the toilet used to show disgust in something.
David: she's hot!
Taylor: nah man it looks like she took a smelfie
by Stevenisabanana October 17, 2013
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smell what The Rock is cooking

To go into a one person bathroom after someone who took a huge crap gets out and have to smell their after-effects when you try to do your business.
Friend: I can't believe you went into that bathroom! It stinks!

You: I had no choice. I had to piss, but I really had to smell what The Rock is cooking in there.
by onecaseman April 21, 2011
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smell pie

A pie composed entirly of smell.
Would you like a LARGE slice of SMELL PIE???
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smell my flower

The most awesome thing in the world to say. Its completely random and awesome. Say it whenever you want or when you cant answer a question. Can either be thought of as gross or just random and funny
-"Hey whats up?"
-"SMELL MY FLOWER!"
-"ummmmm ok... i'm gona go now"
by Go heat all the way September 23, 2011
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