skemthing

1. A typo my bird put in a message to me (she was supposed to put 'something') that describes a person that will do anything when asked if they've consumed enough alcohol and sniff.

2. Bum stuff in Burnley

I gave her a tenner to take her kecks off and sit on my face in the beer garden and she agreed because she's a right little skemthing.

by Sirius Canopus June 23, 2022

something

something

something

by qu1rkit9 May 31, 2022

Skeeshing

The act of riding on a foam water mat while being towed behind a vehicle or vessel.

Let's go skeeshing on the lake this weekend.

by WetSetter August 23, 2022

somethingburger

A term used when the person speaking or writing is partially true, coherent or fulfilling in some way. May also be used for when it’s mostly or partially false and/or incoherent.

Person 1: Have you seen the news?
Person 2: Yeah it was a somethingburger.

by pol4r September 20, 2022

something

A very boring word

maybe you should try to cough or sneeze or something

by anonymous October 5, 2022

Something

When you whip out your dick you wrap one hand around it, then you wrap your other hand around it, and whatever is hanging out the other side, now that's something!

My uncle once asked me if I knew the definition of something. He said that's when you whip out your dick, you wrap one hand around it, then you wrap your other hand around it, and whatever is hanging out the other side, now that's something!

by HandsomeMikeJ December 8, 2022

Sleuthing

Skipping class, ditching

My friend Molly loves Sleuthing She tried to get me to ditch English with her but I would not.

by uh....oh/: December 8, 2022