The act of ejaculating inside of a woman just a little bit(only the first “squirt” or two that comes out), and then pulling out late to make it seem like you fully pulled out. The “first squirt” is often used to baby-trap a very attractive female who’s only form of contraception is telling the man to pull out.
Me: “Bro did you creampie that dime piece u hooked up with from the bar last night?”
Friend: “Dude I wish, she told me to pull out but you best BELIEVE I hit her with the first squirt!”
Friend: “Dude I wish, she told me to pull out but you best BELIEVE I hit her with the first squirt!”
by DanMarinoJr September 19, 2022
Get the first squirtmug. Cock, dick, prick, weiner, putz, dong, bell rope, etc. Punning on an old advertisement for a brand of chewing gum with a liquid center.
by pentozali August 1, 2010
Get the gun that goes "squirt"mug. by Wabbitseason April 15, 2025
Get the South Saharan Silly Squirtmug. Noun:
A short nickname for the square root mathematical function.
Verb:
compute the square root of a positive real number
A short nickname for the square root mathematical function.
Verb:
compute the square root of a positive real number
Person 1: Have you finished your homework?
Person 2: Not yet, I just have to squirt a few more numbers.
Person 1: Ah, okay, then good luck.
Person 2: Not yet, I just have to squirt a few more numbers.
Person 1: Ah, okay, then good luck.
by ComradeCat2024 December 31, 2023
Get the squirtmug. The squirt of urine that happens after you have taken a shit which alerts you that it is okay to wipe your ass.
by Linguist453 May 20, 2014
Get the signal squirtmug. A colloquial version of "Diarrhea of the word-processor", a quote from author Stephen King. It refers to a party whom types very long paragraphs. Applies best to those whom choose to write 'novels' in sms/text messages.
by Sh3p007 October 28, 2022
Get the QWERTY Squirtmug. by Maackdawg May 20, 2023
Get the Squirtmug.