The PC version of the term "cum dumpster", not pertaining to any specific gender. This is equal opportunity profanity. It merely refers to a vessel in which fluids resulting from sexual intercourse are deposited.
by SquirtersAnonymous June 16, 2016
Get the squirt bucketmug. The same exact technique as giving a woman the shocker. But the person giving the Bert Squirt is missing part of their pinky finger. Therefore instead of " Two in the pink and one in the stink", it is Two in the pink and half in the stink. This technique is satisfying to both partners because the partner on the receiving end is enjoying a half pinky with no fingernail being lodged up her butthole, while the partner on the giving end is feeling the woman's stink wrinkles pucker like a hummingbird heart all over his damaged nerve endings sending them both into squirt mode.
I gave my wife the Bert squirt last night, now the ceiling in our bedroom looks like a jackson pollock painting with a black light on!
by Chingycheeze August 20, 2021
Get the Bert Squirtmug. by Oxdaman October 27, 2017
Get the squirt stainsmug. by gryffindor common room June 7, 2022
Get the sparkling squirtmug. The magnificent and rarely seen art of female ejaculation. That can result in a spurt of lady love juice that can be sprayed like a sprinkler system.
She rode him like a bucking broncho until her squirting orgasm sprayed like a sprinkler (aka a Squirting sprinkler).
by WandaHoneyBunch April 14, 2025
Get the Squirting Sprinklermug. "I'm on a first date, hottest girl I've ever gone out with, we go back to her place to fuck, and just as I'm about to cum I get the Murphy squirts. Painted a path from her bed all the way to the toilet. I guess she didn't see the humor in it, cuz she didn't want a second date..."
by Bottom-feeder Beater February 18, 2022
Get the Murphy squirtsmug. by Axetone November 1, 2021
Get the No Squirt Septembermug.