panda sock

when you the condom spills as you are putting it in the dairy queen cup and and all you have is your sock...

hey jackie i spilled a little can i use your panda sock?

by panda sock April 16, 2021

sock whore

Someone who likes socks because they're like foot condoms.

Tim: Hey, Alex, I saw your search history and all the feet sites... You know you're a real sock whore, right?

by ribonuke211 April 28, 2016

fuzzy socks

fuzzy socks- When you don't feel like caring about what the heck goes on your feet and your number one priority in to live in comfy. Even if it means ditching you reputation

person one: what are you wearing on you feet?

person two: I'm wearing special Netflix socks and black and white yeezys. They were like, 350$ so.. what about you?

person one: Oh! ummm........ Fuzzy Socks??!!??

by VERAALOE November 14, 2017

Socked-Foot

To cover ones penis with a used sock, then placing the sock on top of a friend or sleeping person to provide comic relief.

"Hey Cameron, I gave Braden the Socked-Foot last night."

"Dude that's sick."

by Socked-Foot June 21, 2014

Sock Buster

One who blows his load in his dirty socks.

Billy that dirty sock buster

by Darrel Dell December 20, 2007

Sock Nuggets

The small bits of fluff from a sock that still cling to your foot after you have taken a sock off. These occur particularly if it has been a sweaty day and the socks are relatively new.

Ugh I took my socks off to go swimming and found some sock nuggets clinging to my feet

by dr ben April 10, 2013

Shitty sock

When there is no toilet paper left and you have to sacrifice a sock

Mate get me some tp
We got none do a Shitty sock

by Skradragons March 15, 2017