“You remember Kenneth from grade school?”
“Yeah, the one with the hammer?!”
“Yep. He C-smashed my girlfriend at that party last week, it hasn’t been the same since.”
“Yeah, the one with the hammer?!”
“Yep. He C-smashed my girlfriend at that party last week, it hasn’t been the same since.”
by NeetsHtennek February 17, 2019
If garbage day is a long way off, the act of pushing, crunching and smashing down the top of the garbage pile so you don't have to replace it.
Matt: Yo man, why don't you ever take out the garbage?
Jay: Because I'm better at the garbage smash...
Matt: sigh...
Jay: Because I'm better at the garbage smash...
Matt: sigh...
by King Jay November 15, 2007
When you smash the trash, it means that you're gonna go find some hoes and fuck em.
Simple as that.
Sounds dirty, is dirty. Enjoy
Simple as that.
Sounds dirty, is dirty. Enjoy
by LadyLoki10 March 23, 2016
by MrSmileyTat2 March 23, 2018
The state of drunkenness achieved by young people on Halloween. Since alcoholic beverages are always abundant on this holiday and most people are either wearing enough clothes to cover their identity or not enough clothes to cover their undergarments, people always seem to get extra hammered.
The phrase plays off the second line of the chorus in the popular Halloween song 'The Monster Mash', "It was a graveyard smash".
The phrase plays off the second line of the chorus in the popular Halloween song 'The Monster Mash', "It was a graveyard smash".
by jzux October 08, 2010
To go out drinkin with friends, get home at a descent hour, have the wife only semi pissed off and wake up with only a slight hangover. Half of full smash. One will show up to work late and drunk but have slight regard for responsibilities.
Dude#1. How you feeling this morning? I noticed you were late to work and smell like beer
Dude#2. I went home at midnight woke up with some $ in my pocket and never ended up scoring that 8 ball
Dude#1. Wow you held yourself to only going half smash last night.
Dude#2. You know me I'm mr. responsible.
Dude#2. I went home at midnight woke up with some $ in my pocket and never ended up scoring that 8 ball
Dude#1. Wow you held yourself to only going half smash last night.
Dude#2. You know me I'm mr. responsible.
by Cheetoman69er May 17, 2017
Kind of like Breaking the Ice, but in a much more violent manner.
When you see someone, and instead of going up to them for a nice and simple meet and greet, you dig into their social media profiles, get their papers from the court, and stalk him in his everyday life.
When you see someone, and instead of going up to them for a nice and simple meet and greet, you dig into their social media profiles, get their papers from the court, and stalk him in his everyday life.
"Tomorrow, I'm gonna Smash the Ice with Ryan."
"Jenny is totally trying to Smash the Ice with Jake."
"Yesterday, I saw Veronica at the mall, I decided to Smash the Ice with her."
"Jenny is totally trying to Smash the Ice with Jake."
"Yesterday, I saw Veronica at the mall, I decided to Smash the Ice with her."
by risingSKY February 17, 2015