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To the slaves!?

The benefits TO the SLAVES!? Oh shit, I didn't even watch the video! That is hilarious! And embarrassing! Oh shit... I donno... Free gender-affirming care if you misbehave? Uuummm.... I guess, if you're a masochist, having someone around who's willing to beat the shit out of you from time to time would be beneficial. Like... You wouldn't have to seek out a sadist because the sadist... You know... Already owns you... Maybe you got an old white guy fetish or something.... There's ALWAYS a silver-lining.
Hym "Oh, Jesus christ, the benefits TO THE SLAVES!? Fuck man... I don't know... I mean, I guess if you REALLY like working hard then being a slave would be dope I guess... Joe Rogan loves hard work! Matt Walsh too! They'd make a great slaves! Ummm... I guess if the slaves don't have an axiomatic, hierarchical framework of perception... The slavery would give them THAT at least. Right? Like Jordan's thing? The slavery would give them the BENEFIT of being (arbitrarily) at the bottom of a dominance hierarchy! That's... Something I guess... I mean... If they worked harder and took some responsibility, they wouldn't be at the bottom. They could work at Louder with Crowder-Or, oops, wait 'in the house' I meant to say. Their shoulders would smell like a dick from repeated sexual harassment but they wouldn't be at the bottom anymore! Let's see... You could be a breeding slave and just slam puss 24/7... Which is probably the exact version of Hell that I'm going to... Damn... That one hit close to home! Pssshhhtt.... One more... You get your own special version of The Bible! Where they ommit all of the parts that (kind of) lead you to the conclusion that what your slave masters are doing to you is wrong! They could call it 'The Bible 2: Don't... Don't worry about what other people are doing just focus on your own life and work hard...' Pfft! Ha! This was fun. I might do a 'benefits of' stuff series later."
by Hym Iam August 2, 2023
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Board Slave

Someone who seems to be possessed, and can not stop skateboarding for thier own good.
Ex. "John broke his leg yesterday, but i think he was trying to skate again today... wat a board slave."
by Takun123 March 14, 2010
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Gooner Slave

A pornography addicted without a goal in life that drowns that feeling my masturbating all day to online women who thinks people like them are disgusting.
"For mommy natalieexking I would do anything! I'm her gooner slave!"
by super_nigger March 14, 2025
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Slave

A being with no worthiness other than use for your own personal gain
I'm not you're slave!
You can talk until your blue in the face
Don't want to talk about it talk about it.
by pookie13 September 5, 2025
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slave inc.

The coolest server for chads all around the globe. Search social, friendly or chill on disboard and click on slave inc. or click the plus button on your discord then click join a server and type in srgA5bJ.
I just got a lot of pussy from joining slave inc.
by pussydestroyer_rich_gxng October 28, 2020
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no raise no slave

When u aspire to work for a certain amount/promotion because the job is not fitting your own requirements.
Tom: This job finally giving me a raise. Now they going to see me really work.
Paul: No raise no slave!
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Slave Muntorn

A position of sex that was involved a black man whopping a white man, and making them more submissive, and then you make them watch the black man bust all over their face, and eating it
"Bro I'm bored." "Then let's do the Slave Muntorn!"
by Stable Diffusion May 15, 2024
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