three sharts to the wind

you are so blindly drunk you shart yourself, henceforth, you are now known as; three sharts to the wind.

Combination of 'shart' and 'three sheets to the wind'

Mr. Man: ...whats that smell?
Drunk man: sorry mate, I'm three sharts to the wind over here.
Mr. Man: ah.

by <Inset Witty Pseudonym> March 2, 2015

Lucky Sharts

Shart: To have the feeling of a fart, only to later find out after releasing the fart that it was actually poo.

Lucky Shart: This is when you shart during an important time, or place, such as school, your job, a business meeting, or a date.

Tommy is on a date with the girl of his dreams, when he feels a fart coming on, he then prepares to release it silently, and give the blame to the waiter. Despite his efforts, the fart was loud, and was infact a Lucky Sharts. he goes to change but is then left with embarressment, and the bill.

by T.K.C. September 22, 2009

Total eclipse of the shart

When you ruin a good situation by shitting yourself

There I was, getting the best head of my life when I had a total eclipse of the shart, and ended up having to beat off instead

by Thisisnot myrealname September 2, 2017

Shart Term Memory

The ability to remember a fart capable of producing more than just gas. AKA Never trust a fart.

Dude where did you go? Man... I went drinking last night and lost my shart term memory and had to change my underwear.

by g-bone September 7, 2017

total shart party

synonomous with a clusterfuck, a totally messed up situation.

Well that meeting was a total shart party, we didn't accomplish anything.

by corporate america May 6, 2018

Sharted Mah Skimmies

When you force a fart and receive a little suprise in your britches.

My britches didnt stand a chance when I sharted mah skimmies.

by Silverback757 October 21, 2011

African Bull Shart

When a woman charges a man, pulls down his pants, reaches up and finds poop, which is then pulled out to be eaten.

Oh fuck watch out! She's tryin to african bull shart you!

by bjjggkgkgk May 24, 2011