semen hand

One's hand after one finishes jacking off.

President Trump jacked off before he gave the State of the Union Address. During his speech Trump was making a lot of hand gestures. Semen was flying all over 'cause Trump did not wash up after spanking the monkey. The Pres had a clear case of semen hand.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone February 02, 2018

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Semenate

When you nut so hard your body castrates your dick and balls to protect itself.

Hey Tim! I just semenated, call My dad right now! Then call the god dam semen ambulance.

by Small pp equals big brain January 26, 2020

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Semenate

Semenate is a hotter word ejaculate

why did u semenate on my floor

by Valaciousgal December 04, 2022

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Semenical

Adj. Relating to something that makes one "squirt"

Can be used in many ways.

"His dick size is so semenically hilarious that it made me squirt!"

"You made me squirt with semenical joy!"

by Hurtin' 4 a squirtin' June 16, 2011

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Semenical

An adjective that can be used when relating to something that makes you "squirt"

Can be used in many ways.

"That joke was burstingly semenical that I squirted!"

"Presto's lack of ability to spell filled me with such semenical laughter that I just about exploded in my pants"

"The size of Mitchel's dick is semenically hilarious"

by Hurtin' 4 a squirtin' June 15, 2011

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