Camel Stand

When a person wearing a camel pack full of beer does a hand stand and drinks the beer keg stand style.

Look at that dumb ass Jesse doing a camel stand on the fence, I hope he breaks his neck.

by Ktorres80 August 6, 2010

Last stand

The kind of stand an idiot took instead of taking one when they had a chance to be a freakin genius.

Chris coulda been the next Einstein but he got combative with a guy he knew and it wound up being his last stand. 22 years old, fucked up.

by Solid Mantis May 9, 2017

One Tweet Stand

When a person signs up for twitter and only uses it for one day, then never goes on the account again.

Person1:Hey, do you have a twitter account?
Person2:I did. But it was a bit of a one tweet stand.

by TheDictionaryQueen August 29, 2009

lemonade stand

When a guy pisses in a girl while fucking

Some asshole gave me a lemonade stand.

by one cool guy May 19, 2003

New York Hot Dog Stand

This is the weird fetish that some women use as foreplay. This means thats they take a kleenex box and put a hole in it for your penis, this acts as the grill and storage of the hotdogs. Then they make the umbrella of the hotdog by sticking an umbrella from a martini glass in the hole in the tip of the penis. Then the women talks in a low New York accent.

Oh man that chick New York Hot Dog Standed me last night and my dickhole is still killing me, can you check for slivers?

by Fetuseater3000 June 26, 2010

KBN Night Stand

First, you must play Spin Doctor (a game consisting of spinning in circles then running to tag someones hand), until you throw up. The vomit is then used to lubricate one's penis when u have intercourse with a chick. You then proceed to cut off your dick, allowing it marinate in the vomit, then cook it and give it to the chick's sister as either (a) a hot dog (b) a dildo.

Originated at Camp Happy Pines

I got so drunk last night, and then after 12 rounds of spin doctor, i had no choice to pull a KBN Night Stand on some biddie.

by rainmakescorn August 6, 2011

Let's blow this popsicle stand!

A pornographic study of sex in the Ice Cream Industry. The original was created in 1986 by Wanker Productions. To date, there have been 43 sequels.

While Keith was preoccupied watching "Lets blow this popsicle stand! Volume 32". Mark executed a perfect Cincinatti Surprise. WHAT A MESS!!!

by Monty December 10, 2003