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Squirt Lurking

The desperate act of performing sexual favors for drugs and/or money. Ultimately resulting in squirting of a sexual nature.
She ran out of money so she was squirt lurking for her next fix.
by IQ, The Wisdom July 13, 2016
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squirts macintosh

After an apple is inserted into the sphincter, ant the apple is pooped out like liquid diarrhea.
Had a crazy weekend, woke up Sunday with a squirts macintosh... what are you gonna do Bar mitzvahs
by ohsorrey February 19, 2017
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Arizona squirt gun

My friend hates spiders, so they gave one an Arizona squirt gun to turn it to ash.
by DrScience31415 August 24, 2022
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fire fighting squirt

Heavy ejaculation from a woman's vagina.
" we where fucking, she had those fire fighting squirt(s) and I slipped on the linoleum."
by Smuchuu January 16, 2022
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Squirting

Utah slang term for lying
"dont listen to charlie he always be squirting"
by Ilovefentanyl September 15, 2025
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Squirt tribute

When a girl is stalking her step sister or other women photos on the internet and masturbate to it.

A masturbation session where u reach

Orgasm to a woman you would like to have hot oral sex and Tribadism with, or have a crush on.
The act of squirting or peeing on a picture during masturbation.

Jessica:" I lend you my phone and when I come back for it, it smells like pee"
Jennifer:"I'm sorry!, I saw your pictures and I couldn't control myself and masturbated to it", "I imagine us tasting each other's clit and scissoring"
Jessica:" we may not be related by blood but I am still your sister, you cannot be doing stuff like this "

"Squirt tribute" is the act of a women masturbating to pictures of her step sister or other women
by Incest Blunder December 7, 2020
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Courtesy Squirt

After you have dropped a HORRIFIC STANK in the poo-bowl, you find the aerosol room deodorizer and give a "courtesy squirt"
MAN ! Billy - after last night's taco feast, when you get done in the shitter, MAKE sure you give a courtesy squirt !
by Painus inthe anus November 28, 2011
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