chocolate snake

Feces, especially a long, unbroken segment thereof.

"That's it boys, pull over at the next rest stop, it's time for me to drown the chocolate snake."

chocolate snake by dinobuddy December 27, 2006

a snake 

Kevin Durant

Kevin Durant is a snake.

a snake by igottheknowledge October 29, 2017

Sneaky snake 

When you wake your wife or girlfriend up by slipping your hard-on into her while she is asleep.

Note: To perform this act, prior consent must be given.

Hey, I may give you the sneaky snake tomorrow morning, if that's OK.

Sneaky snake by The Glunk December 20, 2011

snake bites 

When someone gets two peircings on their lower lip. One on the right side and one on the left side.

1 - "did you see Ryan? He just got snake bites so he can look hardcore at the concert."

2 - "Really? I was thinking of getting some, but I didn't have the money."

snake bites by kirosleepy February 6, 2006

Solid Snake 

bonifyed bad ass...need i say more?

did you see that fight yesterday he went Solid Snake on Tommys ass!

Solid Snake by SPG October 16, 2003

snake oil 

Medicine or therapy that doesn't work.

Most of the shit sold at health food stores are snake oil products.

snake oil by beavis March 22, 2003

Sneaky Snake 

when a male is sleeping next to a female. he takes her hand and puts it inches away from his penis and wakes her up so she moves her hand and touches his penis

Tironi told me to sneak into Dan's sisters room and give her a sneaky snake.

Sneaky Snake by Meatball60 December 11, 2006