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Smashing the Loon

Running up another individual’s tab in the bar/pub.
Oi bruv! This sheila was smashing the loon last night! I didn’t even get her number.
by Inhodinho18 June 17, 2021
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Smashing Crew

A bunch of legendary ravers that listen to Happy Hardcore and drink heavily, their almighty leader is JTS. Originated during the cursed lockdown of 2020.
Can't wait to get Suaested with the Smashing Crew.
by Smasher No. 69 February 19, 2023
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Graveyard Smash

When you have sex and your partner dies. Either during intercourse or within the next 12 hours.
Did you hear about John last night?
- I did, his heart just stopped?
Yeah, she gave him a real graveyard smash.
by Iche bein Der schnitter October 9, 2018
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beans smashed

synonym means to be violated analy by someone of the same sex typicaly against your will often a form of male bonding in the penal facility and is used by mexicans as a form of intimidation
There is that fool that stole my cousin vicente s bike he wants his beans smashed holmes
by pooptooth#1 April 23, 2018
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smashed pastie

the aftermath of a fucked pussy

e.g I fucked that bitch so much it looked like a smashed pastie
e.g I fucked that bitch so much it looked like a smashed pastie
by aliofwonderland October 8, 2015
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half smash

To go out drinkin with friends, get home at a descent hour, have the wife only semi pissed off and wake up with only a slight hangover. Half of full smash. One will show up to work late and drunk but have slight regard for responsibilities.
Dude#1. How you feeling this morning? I noticed you were late to work and smell like beer
Dude#2. I went home at midnight woke up with some $ in my pocket and never ended up scoring that 8 ball
Dude#1. Wow you held yourself to only going half smash last night.

Dude#2. You know me I'm mr. responsible.
by Cheetoman69er May 17, 2017
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Smash and Dashcam

Noun. How hookers keep track of car fucks.
The hookers pimp asked her how many car fucks she had. She’s like let me check the Smash and Dashcam!
by B-rizzle February 12, 2019
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