Stand up jet skies

A bunch of assholes obsessed with Liquid Militia apparel and stand up jet skies. These people often refer to people who ride waverunners as faggots because they believe only stand up jet ski riders get the bitches. in reality stand up jet ski riders just can't afford waverunners.

Guy 1:"Hey wanna go ride bikes?"
Guy 2:"NO I ONLY RIDE STAND UP JET SKIES BECAUSE ANYTHING ELSE IS GAY!!"

by Spaced78 October 15, 2015

Skiing

Peeing on two sticks. In the ocean most commonly

He went skiing

by Thegreatone April 10, 2016

brazillian jet ski

When a woman strokes a penis with her vulva (riding it without insertion), usually to orgasm. For best results the woman's pubic area is shaved or waxed (Brazilian wax).

So Amber got her pussy waxed and gave me a the best Brazillian jet ski last night!

by Rogue77 April 13, 2016

Ski

Meaning young og/gangster

I’m bored on ski. "I’m ski on my life"

by Youngve December 1, 2018

Ski lodge

When a girl trades between guy on a regular basis

That girl is a ski lodge

by Penīs licker January 6, 2019

lil skies

OMGGGGG🤤 que lindooooo, aright so he's the cutest nigga in earthhhh 😩 he has a wife name miriam 😄we such a good couple, aright so he can bless your eyes with his smillleeee🤩 , he makes the most nicest songs, he's fire, he got swag, he's everythinggg and mine

lil skies can be your everything if he had more room for ya'll but he's mine. heartttt eyesss

by december29 June 5, 2018

Jet ski legend

Any legend who can ride a jet ski for longer then an hour without getting tired out.

That kid definitely is not a jet ski legend, he complained the entire time and stopped after 45 minutes because his thumb hurt.

by Ryanraptor July 15, 2018