Shrek

I was only 9 years old.
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Shrek is love” I say, “Shrek is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Shrek! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

Shrek just happened...

by LumoFN November 21, 2019

Shrek

A beautiful sexy man.

Shrek- “ it’s like an onion it’s got layers”

by Qazxswedcvfrtgbnh January 24, 2021

shrek

absolute sexiness, nice-looking, aesthetically pleasing, shrek is a very sexy boy

damn, you are a shrek, shreeeeeekkkkkkkkk

by secret potato hater August 08, 2019

Shrek

SHREK is a sexy beast prove me wrong

Person1:What are you watching?
Person2:SHREK
Person1:Cool. I love shrek
Person2:Not as much as me though, I think about him every night

by Idk_I'm_Bored May 23, 2020

shrek

the hottest thing on planet earth

i wanna fuck shrek

by bansom June 28, 2022

Shrek

Demi-God Of Time And Space

Shrek Is Our Second In Command God (Sub To WIllne)

by guy who writes about people May 22, 2020

Shrek

The Greatest of all time. PERIODT

Dude: Yo have you seen shrek
Baylen Levine: Are you kidding, shrek is my DAD

by swaggydawg69 August 05, 2019