Secret Squirrel

One who dissapears or acts as if he/she is sly, or does sneaky things without peers knowing. Usaully when a person is a Secret Squirrel, that person acts scary as if someone is on to them or, knows whatever the secret might be. This word comes from an Hanna-Babera created cartoon, which tells about a detective/spy Squirrel who jumps around hiding and solving mysteries. My dad also likes to call my older sister and my mother a Secret Squirrel often when playing aorund with them.

Im tired of my friend jumping around like we dont know what shes doing, Secret Squirrels never learn.

by Invisible Girl The Chick June 5, 2010

Self-Segregate

When someone thinks everyone dislikes them because of their: Race, Gender, Age, Religion, or where they're from, when they really don't hate them for that. And then only hangs out with people of the same Race, Gender, Age, Etc.

Franklin: Bobby only hangs out with other Latinos
Dante: Yeah he just likes to Self-Segregate himself
Franklin: That's fucked up!

by Madness cutter February 10, 2019

Secretary

Secretary, derived from the word "secret" meaning secret person, or in latent terms, "slave."

Do you have a secretary?

by Bob Loblaw12 February 3, 2010

Secret Service

While having anal sex with a woman, when your about to come, you pull out and spit on her back; when she turns around you jizz in her ear and jack her in the face, causing her to cover her ear and mouth like a secret service agent would.

Holy shit! He gave that trick the Secret Service!

by Murph Durph April 12, 2006

secret love

When two people love each other but hide it from everyone else

Person 1, going to a private area with Person 2: I love you, and I hate that we have a secret love, but I know we can't help it
Person 2: I love you too, and I hate it too.

by IndecisiveStrawberry July 22, 2017

Buy a diary because I'm not keeping your secrets anymore

Term meaning "GET THE FUCK OUT OF TOWN! THIS BITCH IS GONNA TELL ON YOU!" Its used usually when you and a good friend get into it. it means all the secrets you've shared she's gonna tell!

You're such a slut! Buy a diary because I'm not keeping your secrets anymore

by skylarskank June 28, 2008

secret ninja

1. a "potentially harmful" highschool female, but only when provoked by stupid people.

2. also the name of an ass-kickin' feminist publication in the form of a notebook.

related words: secret ninja society

1. "I can't believe you said that to her! She's a Secret Ninja, she'll kick your ass!"

2."Man, I wish I could read that notebook. Whoever reads it laughs the whole time!"

by Allie January 18, 2004