26th September

Give your daughter money day!!

Me: hey what date is it today?
Dad: 26th September

Me: Oh!! Give me money!

by Ilov3yourmom<33 September 25, 2021

september 7th

your favorite hoes birthday

“september 7th coming up” =“oh shit my favorite hoes birthday is then”

by not ur side chicc October 14, 2019

September 10

National give your shortest friend a hug

Boy 1: oh look it’s Timmy ima go kick him
Boy 1: bro you can’t. You gotta be kind it’s September 10. Show your homie kindness

by Wordhunt god October 06, 2020

September 7

Take your girl to the movies day, if not the movies then just take her out wherever she wants. Make sure to adore her, love her, fuck her and make sure she knows you love her.

Yo man I just took her to the movies on September 7 and fucked her hard

by Mommymcdanis September 06, 2021

September 25

Day when you have to give an orgasm to your girlfriend ❤

B: just lie right here love.
G: why?
B: because it's September 25 today.

by Lovelyham September 24, 2021

september 11th

National day of flying to New York

- Do you know what day is tomorrow?
-Yeah, september 11th, best day to pick a flight to New York

by Rudolph A April 24, 2019

September 4th

The day two goddesses were born: Beyoncé and Kai. The best day to be born. People born on September 4th are hot, sexy, and swag. They're smart and naturally talented.

"When's your birthday?"
"September 4th"
"WOW I must bow to you my queen."

by .sexy.bitch. March 26, 2021