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Pure Semen

When the song's production is so good that listening to it is as satisfying as busting a nut in your bitch.
"Bjork's 'Cocoon' is pure semen to my ears"
by j@mbo February 25, 2021
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Semen splattering deal

A deal so good that it makes a mess in your trousers.
If he wants a normal sale source on..not quite the semen splattering deals we've got on the go elsewhere 😉
by Martoon32 March 20, 2021
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John Semen

The act of of cumming inside her then immediately turning invisible
Awe shit I just got John Semend
by Cleatus fat cockus April 1, 2021
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Chodey Semen

Yo! Thats chodey semen! Hes a god!!
by JoeBidenOfficial November 4, 2021
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semen shotgun

The act of holding ones foreskin shut while orgasming only to release all of the semen at once in a shotgun-like manner.
Those circumcised goblins will never understand the true power of the semen shotgun.
by raisingran November 9, 2021
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Semen

The fancy word for cum. In French it's "semene."
"What's wrong with my cum, doctor?"
"Your semen mass is quite low, m'boy"
by TheSusWordNerd March 15, 2022
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semen

Person a: oh my stars is that glue semen flavor
Person b: why yes it is
Person a: did you know I donateded my cock hole juice to be used in the glue?
Person b: what?
by Boe jidens mom March 25, 2022
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