sadeszn

the most UNKNOWN da hood eboy known to mankind.

“you’re so sadeszn (unknown and poor) it’s not even funny..” the word means unknown and poor

by lastwordfct June 25, 2025

saes

a person being suspicious, or weird. As well as a interesting object/person

Earlier today examined a very saes object in my local super market, they object was round and shiny but had a very saes transparent color to it.

by P.J.E August 7, 2025

Salesforcey

1. The mystical ability to turn a simple task into a 12-step workflow requiring 3 consultants, 4 licenses, and a small sacrifice to the cloud gods.
2. When software looks polished in the demo but in practice spawns dashboards, roles, and permissions so complex they need their own zip code.
3. The art of solving every problem… by adding another cloud.

• We just wanted a contact form, but it got Salesforcey and now Legal has to approve picklist values.
• What pricing model is super Salesforcey — powerful, but I’ll need a finance minor to explain it.
• The UI was clean until it went Salesforcey and buried the button under three tabs called ‘Lightning.'

by CommerceDude September 18, 2025

sales figure

The equivalent of box office for cars, AAA video games, and any product other than movies

The sales figure for that new AAA game blew everyone away—it's like the box office numbers for blockbuster movies!

by Emotional Cruiser October 2, 2025

Salesforce Syndrome

a condition where large swaths of visitors from outside of town become instantly incapable of using critical thinking skills, particularly in public spaces.

That woman standing right in the middle of the sidewalk looking at google maps got salesforce syndrome, like get tf out of the way

by 0xknny October 15, 2025

fruit sales

the selling of very good fruity weed.

Lets get downtown. i know a dude with some mad fruit sales.

by Dmitri Antwon July 29, 2011

Crop Sales

The process of greeting and farting on a customer simultaneously. An anti-salesman's approach used to make unwanted customers leave.

Fred used the crop sales method to get those people in and out of the store with godspeed.

by @5kur August 19, 2012