Sad Cream

This act happens when you ejaculate to very low quality porn involving morbidly obese women.

The night after Jason lost his job he experienced a sad cream.

by _Einherjar March 11, 2021

A Sad Catapanda

From ' The Hungary Caterpillar' used to convey sarcasm. Can be used when an event goes badly or in response to a undesirable statement.

Example 1:

Some stole my bike. This makes me a sad catapanda.

Example 2:

Tim: "What's with him?"
Jim "Ignore him, hes a sad catapanda at the moment"

by XShadowKratosX August 16, 2010

sad cheekbone

When your life partner is upset because you slapped your mad dong across their supple cheeks, causing a serious fracture in the cheek bone (malar bone).

“Sorry it’s just myself tonight, Becky couldn’t make it, classic case of sad cheekbone”.

“Oh that’s a shame, how’s she doing?”

“She’s dead.”

by Hugo Ross November 25, 2017

Sad baby

A baby that's sad

"WAHHHHHHHHH"
"That's quite a sad baby."

by I'm gonna cry September 24, 2021

Sad Thighs

Sad thighs noun, coined by linguist Katherine Demény: thighs that are sad and depressed due to lack of asmr in the german language

Katie told she would get sad thighs if she didn’t receive German asmr

by KatieIsFlat February 7, 2023

titty sad

When you don't get to go to the strip club you want to.

Godammit... let's do Sassy's! Not Mary's! Now I'm effing titty sad!

by Pedropolis February 28, 2017

is sam sad

yes he is

summer: sam you don’t get pussy
sam: i’m sad but i’m not going to tell her
so is sam sad
yes
yes he is

by summerisrllycoolman September 3, 2019