Religion

Fire insurance for the hopelessly immoral.

"My religion will save me from Hell."

by Old-Crab May 2, 2024

Delism(cult/friendly religion)

The cult of Delilah, Our lord and savour.

''Hey. you part of the Cult 'Delism(cult/friendly religion)' and commit alot of 'delism' aka mass genocide''

''Yes. So what if Delism(cult/friendly religion)is a cult of Delilah''

Definition: the cult of Delilah and DOESNT include acts of mass genocide

by Who the f*** has taken Holo December 22, 2020

Atheist religion

Yep... Totally thing Joe Rogan said and not me. I'm not the guy who said initially the things that people are being aggrandized for saying.

Hym "No, you're right news lady. It was him. The atheist religion thing? And not me Hym but him, him who said the profound thing. The guy who thinks the sun is fire beat me to the punch 3 fucking years after I said it. No. I'm clearly worse than a fucking retard. And not that retard but the actual retard. I guess now we know that he was just better all along. How do we know he's not just better? He is! Clearly I'm just confused. But you can't fucking blame me for being confused because I'm worse than a fucking retard and have been all along."

by Hym Iam January 26, 2023

Paprika religion

The Paprika religion is a religion for people who believes in the Real Paprika. The creator of this religion was the Paprika Master who leads the people to the Paprika Heaven.

The Paprika religion is fine one.

by Paprika?! March 3, 2019

toe religion

Once upon a time the toes came to this planet to remake the world in their image. Ever heard of the dinosaurs? Ever noticed how the big crater looks like the indent of a giant toe. The toes left us their disciples to finish cultivating the world. But we became too obsessed with our hands and fingers and strayed away from the holy body part( AKA toes). One day they will return and madness will befall all who do not stand with the toes.

We are not a cult

Join us

Toe religion is good

by Hello123toes April 27, 2024

Religion

Something stupid that was made by humans to give an explanation on stuff they couldn't explain because they didn't have enough knowledge.

It also caused many war, conflict and death.

Somewere in middle ages

-Oh no! The ground is shaking!
-Must be because of those (random) person! BURN THEM!!!

Today, in a history class:

Teacher: And that happened because of Religion

by ALi♠️ April 25, 2022

unauthorized religion

Any sexual relations outside of marriage, whether it be premarital, or extramarital/incest/child abuse/rape/spouse abuse, done without permission.

It comes from my thought that if sex is sacred within marriage, and is termed a sacrament. So if people do it outside of marriage, or perform spouse abuse it is unauthorised, or done without permission even if done against ones' morales.

My mom cheated on dad, by doing unauthorized religion with her boyfriend, behind his back.

by Mr. Wicked February 23, 2017