Pulling A Klebold

When you make a columbine joke at school and someone takes it serious. There fore leading you to be pulled out of class and being put into a psych ward

Person 1: Did you see Klebold being pulled out of class by the SWAT Team??

Person 2: Yup... He was Pulling A Klebold

by Natural_Selection August 11, 2017

pulling a jalen

When someone says some dumb ass shit and tries to cover it up by saying autocorrect

“Bruh your dumb I AM in tutorial!” THAT would be pulling a jalen

by Andre Garcia III March 10, 2019

Pulling a John

When someone leads you on with plans but then cancels last minute ; usually followed by some bullshit excuse

“He totally pulled a John last night... he said he was coming at 7:00 but at 6:50 he texted me saying his mom is making him take his dogs to the vet... he doesn’t have a dog”

“He’s totally pulling a John tonight... he said he has to watch his little sister so he can’t come!!”

by LetdownLucy December 20, 2017

pull a jarred

Dressing casual or throwing on whatever you can find for an important event

"I have to pull a jarred for the sweet 16 cause I have nothing to wear"
"Please don't pull a jarred for my wedding"

by Top Ramen Lover May 13, 2017

pulling a txisten

(V) 1. the act of sucking and/or biting on your dogs tongue. 2. the act of having sex or misconduct with your doggo.

kolby: Damn bro I was chillin with this bitty and she was pulling a txisten with her dog.
colby: Ew that is so gross and a misuse of a pupper.

by Copper_Whorehey November 21, 2017

pull a Julie

Leaving somewhere early or not coming in because you think a future circumstance will give you a "pass".

I'm working this weekend so I'm going to pull a Julie today.

by SSFunny March 13, 2018

Pull a madison

To uninvite someone to an event. Usually referred to when talking about a dance (homecoming, semi formal, prom, etc.)

Ugh she is such a hoe she is gonna pull a Madison on Juan. Now Juan is gonna have no date to semi thanks to that hoe bag.

by Madisonotterbean February 14, 2017