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Poser

Since punk began, a poser could be defined variously as somebody who thinks Avril Lavigne is "punk," goes to Warped Tour to see Yellowcard while ignoring The Damned, is straight-edge for all the wrong reasons, identifies as punk but is scared of the pit, listens to emo convinced that men with slicked-down bangs and lyrics about trivial high school crushes are huge emotional dramas, etc etc... While the term is useful in delineating false punks from those who truly make the effort to live a DIY lifestyle, ultimately, EVERYBODY is a poser, especially anyone who preaches tolerance while judging what's punk and what's not, makes arbitrary judgments based on a zine's recommendation, or god forbid, looks up punk terms online.
Get real, poser!
by Skeezer1991 May 10, 2009
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poser

someone who spells the word poser, "poseur" is a poser.
I am an elitist snob and look down on you because you didn't spell the word poser as 'poseur".
by cybermaldonado February 27, 2010
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Proper-Fan

Proper-Fans are the ideal kind of fan. They have their fandoms, and they deserve them. A Proper-Fan knows ample info about his fandom, and takes it seriously-but not too seriously. Proper-Fans can be created at any point in a fandoms history. For instance, a Lord of the Rings Proper-Fan can be created after he watches the movies, if he then proceeds to read the books, etc, and remained a fan after the hype died down. Proper-Fans handle remakes of their fandom relatively well, provided it doesn't completely destroy their beloved characters.
Beth became a Casual-Fan of Transformers after seeing the 2007 movie, and a Proper-Fan after the 2009. She researched the fandom, quickly latching onto Transformers G1. She bought the series, has the merchandise, and gets extremely irritated with the Psuedo-Fans who flaunt their wannabe-ism and really don't know what the heck they're talking about.
by Master Beth July 18, 2010
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Proper Slothin

Girls that think they are cool by taking pictures and to pretend to be like sloths.. But really, we all know they are just retards.
"Look at that girl PROPER SLOTHIN! She must be a retard ..
by Jeremy Billard November 25, 2010
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Poser Man

'Poser man' is the term dubbed to a man who feels that his physical appearence is far more important than any other attribute of his existance. Commonly applied to males who spend more time shirtless than shirted, this English neologism is derived from the synonyms 'arrogant' and 'twit'.
William: "Oh my, look at that man outside his house. See his rippling torso! I admire how it glistens in the winter snow. Say, isn't it rather cold to be shirtless?"

Jack: "That is baucause he is aposer man"
by JackLuvell April 20, 2011
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Proper bitch

A girl who has her shit together. She knows what she’s doing and is ready to take on the day. First said by Hemani.
I’m feeling like a proper bitch today.
by hangryhema August 20, 2018
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Proper Wank

A slang word for Adelaide Strikers, “oh thats proper wank”
Definition 1. Jake Weatherald, Alex Carey, Phil Salt, Travis Head, Rashid Khan, Matt Short
by NAUGHTY NONCE February 1, 2020
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