by Eddieisnotcrazy April 17, 2023
Ones ability to get a girl to bed to have sex with , or to be fuck buddies , friends with benefits ect.
by Anonymous 30001 January 17, 2017
noun, at least I think so. could be a noun, could be an adjective, who gives a shit. parts of speech are lame anyway.
"Jesus Powers" is the description one applies to a particular person when a particular situation has occurred that defies logic and reason. When the impossible has not only been made possible, but accomplished as well then an individual may be referred to as having Jesus Powers.
"Jesus Powers" is the description one applies to a particular person when a particular situation has occurred that defies logic and reason. When the impossible has not only been made possible, but accomplished as well then an individual may be referred to as having Jesus Powers.
(During a late night online first-person shooter match)
Guy 1:"Dude! I shot this asshole with, like, 30 fuckin' bullets! No fuckin' way he could have survived that shit. I was lighting his ass up!"
Guy 2: "Dude's got fuckin' Jesus powers man."
(While attending a magic show)
"How does Criss Angel do that shit? Must have Jesus powers."
Guy 1: "Fuckin' Jesus powers."
Guy 1:"Dude! I shot this asshole with, like, 30 fuckin' bullets! No fuckin' way he could have survived that shit. I was lighting his ass up!"
Guy 2: "Dude's got fuckin' Jesus powers man."
(While attending a magic show)
"How does Criss Angel do that shit? Must have Jesus powers."
Guy 1: "Fuckin' Jesus powers."
by COD blows BFBC2 ROCKS September 11, 2011
Padding on the shoulders of womens clothing used to masculinize the appearance. Used frequently in pant suits.
by Buxtehude July 25, 2008
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by 7Mack11s May 27, 2016
A multiple-content YouTuber with over 50,000 subscribers who goes by the name of Josh and has a long distance relationship with his girlfriend who lives 1200 miles away from him. You might know him from his popular glitching videos of Grand Theft Auto 5.
by skyselly85 September 27, 2016